What defines a true fan? Is it the number of magnetic ribbons and other magnetic bumper “stickers” that you affix to your automobile? Is it having your car custom painted two-tone in your favorite team’s colors? Is it having a vanity plate that states your love affair with a team that could care less about anything but your money? Would affixing team logo mud flaps scream “I’M A TRUE FAN”? Maybe adding a trailer hitch cover with your team’s logo will prove it. Maybe it’s giant team logo on both side doors. Wait…would a tire cover showing your team’s dominance do it? Can you be considered a fan if you only have a team license plate holder?
What if you have all of that stuff on your car? A week or so ago, we were driving behind this fanatic going through Bloomfield, and thankfully we had a camera to take a quick shot of the complete lunacy in front of us while we were at a red light.
I wonder if this person’s house looks like this?
(Actually, that room was professionally laid out by a creative set director, so it looks pretty nice.)
Ask anyone, and they’ll tell you that I’m a pretty rabid fan of the Ravens, as well as some other teams, but I find the above photo of that Hummer over-the-top. Some people just don’t grasp the idea of “less is more”. That Hummer looks like it went through the Strip District and people slapped every poorly designed magnetic bumper sticker on it the way people slapped “kick me” signs on those hapless kids in high school. There’s no way someone would actually drive around with 10 – count ‘em TEN – magnetic bumper stickers randomly stuck onto the back of their car by choice, right?
If you’re going to attempt to show that you’re the big fan in Steeler country, I’m pretty sure the two-tone paint job and license plate holder would’ve said it well enough - especially being a Virginia resident. I’ll even let the vanity plate slide, but the rest is just pathetic. I’ve seen some crazy fan cars over the years for other teams that are equally pathetic, too, but this is too good of an example to pass up the opportunity of pointing out.
The magnetic stickers are so poorly designed and made that I’d be embarrassed to even put one near my car – and this guy has 10 of them…at least that I can make out from this lo-res image (I swear it seemed like more in-person). Buying every crappy piece of discount-quality Steelers merchandise during your tourist vacation to the Strip District doesn’t make you a true fan. It makes you look like an idiot with poor judgment and screams of desperation to be accepted into a fan base that would’ve accepted you even if you wore a Kordell Stewart jersey from Goodwill. This is probably the same person who took that homemade Terrible Towel to the Steelers/Titans game a few week back that ended up getting stomped on by LenDale White after the Titans iced the game. Buy the quality stuff if you’re going to flaunt it. Buy the legit Terrible Towel – a whopping $7, you cheap monkey - if you’re going to swing a yellow towel at a game (the proceeds go to a great cause).
If you have to put stickers on your car, at least put nicely designed ones on there, and please don’t just apply them in a way that looks like you just vomited stickers into every spare spot you could find. It’s okay to see the actual paint on your car – especially on your high-priced, pretentious gas guzzler. I would think someone dropping that type of money on their car could afford some officially licensed stuff that’s professionally designed and manufactured instead of the cheap garbage slapped on there now.
Of course, what I think and what others think isn’t always the same…obviously.






